| subject: | American Ingenuity |
| post date: | 2008-02-03 10:09:04 |
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Ok so I had flipped on the news by accident and they had an old news story up about how a whale had washed up on the beach dead in the 70's....It was starting to rot and the smell was horrendous. What do we do with it, how do we get rid of it was the question. The Dept of Transportation had no idea what to do about it. For me, being a rational man, common sense would tell me to just toe the carcass out to deep water and let the scavengers feed on it. Now this was my thought, just making it clear......Well they started debating what to do and they came to a consensus that it needed to be cut up so they could dump it somewhere to let the wild life feed on it. They then decide to use the method they use on large rocks. They blow them up....lol...Well they contact the Navy and the Navy wires the dead whale up with explosives to break it up into pieces. In reality, they prolly put enough explosives on it to sink a destroyer. They ignite it before crowds of people to see how it'd work out....BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whale explodes. But to their horror it didn't go as they planned. For those who remember Newton, what goes up, must come down...And come down it did with thuds of blubber falling on shit crushing it....lol...Can you imagine hot stinking fat falling on you?...lmao...Now that is fucking funny as hell. Sounds like how this current Administration does things...If there's a problem, blow it up...lol...If the economy was a physical enemy, Bush would have shot a missle at it's ass...lol...Well study time...peace all...
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(Gone to the gym...)
