As you can probably see - They gave me back my thigh !!!!
They still think my bum is not safe for work though....
My bum has been safely going to work since I was 13 ! Not to meantion swimming in a CONVENT pool with a simialar thong [my godmother is a nun...] and they didn't have any issues with my ass !
Oh Well.... Guess we need some nuns running the place.