Old one but cute....
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> Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
> pearly gates.
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> 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess
> something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
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> The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He
> flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
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> 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
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> The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
> shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
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> Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
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> The third man started searching desperately through his po ckets and
> finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
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> St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And
> justwhat do those symbolize?'
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> The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
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