A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know
me?' To which she
replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my
kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into
his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's
teacher.'
