Living in snailem boregon or portland. if I had a choice of wipping my brown eye with a fist full of rusty razor blades owned by the nastiest crack whore or the best roll of charmin ever produced I would marry that crack addict and move to PDX. I regret ever moving back to this crap hole and laughing stalk of the entire western hemisphere....... Who do you have to kill to shed the horrific reputation of ever renting a spot here, saying you spent fifteen minuets pumping gas to escape, or addmitting to the fact that your related to the delusional woman who must have been held at gun point to give you life in a city running rampint with sucessfull frontal labotomy recepiants. My thoughts of becoming a transient hooked on better ideas and moving are increasing with more severity with every chicken peck at this keyboard, which happens to have more entertainment value than salem has had since its inception into the union.
