Julienia's blog: "Vacation.."

Ok so I have not been on here in month's but now I'm back. I was moving, working, same shit different days. So I'm sorry to my friends that I'm close to and haven't spoke to in awhile, but I really did have alot to do, before I could play online. Hit me up sometime to say hi, or whatever. Julienia

Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!! ======================================== TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't come with energy 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!

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Ok well I had a great time in AZ with my dad and my daughter, it was something different seeing my baby and then leaving her there, but she has a great life there with her dad and he is doing a great job of raising her i think. Anyway now that my break from the world is over I guess it's time to back into the swing of things which is'nt easy so far.. I have really missed everyone and cant wait to get back in touch with you, so if you see me on then say hi, and I will love to chat it up with you. love ya all! Julienia

Ok so yesturday I got my tongue pierced and my friend did it with me, and I got my daughter's navel done now we are all swollen and in some pain, but we will live. Im leaving phx,az in the morning and going to tuscon for the night. I'm heading home first thing saturday morning, but I will not be onlinefor a few days after that, I still need to unpack my shit, since I went on vacation before doing so.. But I just want to let my friends know that I will be back on here by the end of next week and that I miss everyone,Have fun and I'll talk to you all later. Love you all! Julienia

I am moving this week, and on Friday heading off for vacation to AZ with my best friend. We will be gone for a week. I will not be back online until I get back.