Illysia's blog: "blog! seriously, who came up with that word?"

Merrychristmasholidaysreligiousceremoniespresentopening! i'm hoping that in there i've covered all basis as not to offend :P

I'm getting new glasses today weeee! my old pair died and i couldn't find any other frames like them, but i found two new pairs. i hads to go to the eye doctor today to make sure the new contacts she gave me were good and so i paid for my frames as well and am picking up one of the pairs today. the other pair i'll have to wait since they only have one lens for it in stock there. I miss wearing glasses. they're fun sometimes. of course i'll mainly wear contacts..mainly... they mostly come out at night..mostly.... errr...i mean...the end.

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i like sleep. the end. (the reason for this blog-none)

I done founded myself a nightmare before christmas calendar! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It'd be my favourite movie. I have a big tattoo of Jack on me back, first tattoo I got. All my pics of it are on my broken computer that won't let me get info off of it :P. P.S.-My lamp shade just feel off my lamp and I fixed it but I looked directly at the lightbulb and now i can't see what I'm typing.

Have you Ever...? Played Spin the Bottle?: yesm Toilet Paper someone's house: No Played Poker with money: Yes Gone swimming in a white T-shirt: yesm been tickled so hard you couldn't talk: Yes like someone but never told them: Yes went camping: yeah had a crush on your broher's friend: Yeah walk in the rain without an umbrella: sure told a joke that NObody thought was funny: Yes been in a talent show: yes started laughing at someone's bedtime: Yeah worn somthing your mom didn't appove of: Yeah been to a nude beach: nope drank jack daniels: actually, no.. how sad cursed in a church: yes been called a slut for kissing someone: not that i recall burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner: yes wanted to be a police officer: yes, but only so i could be corrupt dumped someone: yes been hit on by someone too old: yes wanted to be a model: yes, but not a like, america's next top model model... different kind. bought lottery tickets: yes made out in a car: no cried during a movie: yes wanted something you couldn't have: of course had sex on the beach: no had the drink sex on the beach: yes seen someone shoplift: Yes hung up on someone: yes yelled at you pet: yes bought a thong when the casheir was a guy: i don;t recall though it wouldn;t bother me tried to strip when drunk: DAMN YOU PING PONG! gotten seasick: no had a stalker: yes played a prank on somone that had them really scared: yes been embarassed by one of your family: yes felt bad about eating meat: yes protested: yes been to an island: yes been in love: i spose if i believe in it then yes what i had would've been called that. ate jus because you were bored: yes, but it was because i was bored so i baked somehting, then ate some of it lol looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww": yes Screamed in a library: yes Made out with a stranger: yes Been Dumped: yes Wished a part of you was different: yes asked a guy to dance: yes laughed so hard you cried: yes went up to a complete stranger and started talking: yup been sunburned: yesm kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert: nope threw up in school: yes recieved an anonymous love letter: yes had to wear something you hated: yes been to a luau: no say your ex and u wanted to kick his ass: no cursed in front of your parents: yes been in a commerical on tv: yes watched a movie that made you miss your ex: yes been out of the country: yesm been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk: yes won at pool: yes went to a party where you were the ony sober one: no? went on a diet: yes been lost out to sea: yes cheated on your bf: yes been cheated on: dunno? tanned topless: I don;t tan. my skin will not allow it... been attacked by seagulls: Jenn fuck you. I have been attacked by seagulls. it's sucks. been searched in an airport: yes..not like, cavity search or lose clothes search though. been on a plane: yes been pants-ed: yes thown a shoe at someone: yes broke someone's heart: i dont know sung in the shower: ya bought something way too expensive: ya done something really stupid that you still laugh about: yesm. been walked in on when you were dressing: yup ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie: no been kicked out of the mall: yes been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back: yes been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one: Yes done something stupid when you were drunk: yup pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone: yep had a deer jump in fron of your car: yes threated someone witha water gun: yes Unwrap a starburst with your tounge: yes sing: yes open your eyes underwater: yes eat whatever you want and not have to worry: I may worry but i still damn well eat it. ice skate: yes sing in front of a crowd: yes whistle: yes be a bitch at times: when need be do thirty pull ups: what the hell is a pull up? walkin in really high heals: no eat super spicy foods: yes skateboard: yes sleep with the lights on: yes mulititask: yes touch your nose with your tounge: no :( fall asleep easily in the car: yes do the cotton eye joe: there's a specific dance to it? I never knew that play ddr and not fall: ddr? surf: Never tryed fit in your locker: yes do a split: now the only split that happens is my pants when i try :P taste the difference between pepsi and coke: Yes

i'm so, so , so fiercely going to lose. woot. lol

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffrggggggggggggggggggggggdfere I feel like i'm dying. I fell so amazingly sick today. and i had to work all day, and....dying and...oh god i've never felt this sick before... it's not like a cold or anything, none of the coughing sore throart kinda thing. i feel like the spawn of a demon it's plotting it's escape from my womb in a most terrible painful way. and no i'm not pregnant

someone rated my pee blog a ten! take that!

I really, really, really have to pee.