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squirrel's blog: "blonde Joke"

created on 04/08/2009  |  http://fubar.com/blonde-joke/b289658

Blind man in Biker bar

BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.


After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.


5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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