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| | BLIND GUY ENTERS A LADIES BAR |
| created @ 09/19/2008 04:10 am |
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A blind guy enters a ladies bar by mistake sits on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a husky voice, the lady next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"the bartender is a blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and she's a blond weight lifter." she continues, "The woman to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times |
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