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THE WIND AND THE SUN

The wind and the sun got into an argument about who was powerful, the wind said to the sun i am more power than you no you are not said the sun i am more powerful..this argument went back and forth for a period of time, with each element sighting reasons why it is more powerful than the other. still they could not reach a conclusion as to who was more powerful. one day a man was passing, the wind said to the sun-today i shall show you that i am more powerful than you. the sun said show me. the wind said to the sun, do you see that man going? yes said the sun. the wind said i bet you i can make his clothes fall off the sun said prove it so the wind went into action. the wind started blowing, blowing, and blowing the more the wind blew...the tighter the man held on to his shirt. after a while the wind gave up. the sun said to the wind...now watch me..the sun rose up to the sky majestically and showered it's ray of light on the earth..it got sunny and the man took of his shirt...

another one of those

1. My name— you should know it by now..if not ask me..i'll lie to ya. 2.WHY ARE YOU SINGLE -- I guess I haven’t really been throwing bait…or no one is fishing in my direction. 3. WHAT IS MY IDEA OF A PERFECT SOUL MATE? A woman who loves God and has a relationship with him. A simple woman 4. What is my ideal relationship? a relationship where there is an agreement of the minds..where not too much is spoken or gestured.. 5. What makes me the woman/man that I am now? My life experiences. 6. Where do u see yourself in the next five yrs with regard to having a family? i am not sure..what will be will be 7. IF I COULD CHANGE 5 THINGS ABOUT MYSELF WHAT WOULD THE BE AND WHY? my sense of individuality, my procastinating ways, be more spiritual, develop excellent social skills, learn to enjoy life with others. 8. DO I LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY? .... 9. HOW IMPORTANT IS GOD IN MY LIFE? God is essential…nothing else matters if I don’t have Him…and I am nothing without Him. Still i am FAAAARRRRR from HIM. 10.AM I A SENSUAL WOMAN/MAN? it depends 11. WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR IF NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP? simplicity.. 12. DO I BELIEVE IN PREMARITAL OR CASUAL SEX? NOPE. i know this is open to debate, but i think it is one of the relationship killers in our society today. it took me a while to come to my own conclusion. Here is the kicker though, i have had sex, never been married and chances are i am going to have numerous amount of sex before i get married even though i do not believe in it.

MORONS

To all you pathetic numb nuts that choose to send shouts to people based on the default pics you see go by on the ticker this one's for you. Plz...Plz...Plz... B/4 you send a message to me or others, plz take the time out to read our profiles...fuck it, if u do not want to go through the headache, plz check the gender specification. At least in my case you do not have to do much. It is clearly stated where my user id is that I’m a dude. So why I get all this horny advances I do not know. Just cuss you see a picture of a chick swallowing a glass cup. Pathetic, I thought it was funny that is why I posted it. Instead, I’ve been getting advances from horny little perverts. Quit sending me horny messages. You perverted bastards. I mean can't ya'll tell, I’m a dude. Am I that black that you all can't see my black ass on the default album you horny retards want to send me stupid messages and comments you then take offense when I school your asses. You horrible pathetic fucking losers need to get a clue and get a fucking life.
grrrrrrrrr......what the fuck!!!!.... this was supposed to be a shoo in. the icing on the cake. the last act to an interesting play...and just like that puff...down the toilet it goes. it is not like u don't think of the odds, u think of it u just have to especially when u are a compulsive gambler..but on a sure thing like this college championship game the odds be damned...except in this case the odd was not damned it was the favorite. i am yet to grasp this..the best team in college this year getting dominated on all fronts. nothing the buckeyes did from the start of the game worked..i mean the gators defense went to task. they sacked troy smith more than 3x already ahhh the humanity..my money is gone..fuckkkk.. it is ridiculous..so ridiculous that I've had to call my bookie twice just to amend my bets...still yet the GATORS ARE DOMINATING THE BUCKEYES..it's like somebody just smacked me with a 15lbs flour bag... Ohio state vs University of Florida...ahhh MAY THE FOOTBALL gods BE CURSED!!!!

MY GRIPE

Hmmm, where do I start? Alight as a black man in America I can honestly say I know the black plight or should I say minority gripe. On the other hand, I as a human being I fully truly and wholly understand prejudice, ethnocentrisms, and stereotypes and all those other stuff that comes with it. I’m not that naïve to believe that, I will see a better tomorrow in my lifetime. I mean I’m bout to write my thoughts on this issue and I myself I’ve got my own little prejudices. I know I’m prejudice, I will not deny it. What I caution myself on though, is the mixing of ideologies and notions that have gone astray. that is: Nazism, fascism, genocides, apartidesm, or whatever "ism" one wants to lump with the ones listed. Basically, I can’t say I’m furious at people who choose to be ignorant and insensitive when it comes to issues of race cuss I’m not. Like I said earlier I’m prejudice. But I do have a gripe about people who openly flaunt swastikas and other monikers of HATE!! On their page or profile, I just saw a couple of profiles and some of the images on those pages are just irritating. I don't think I would have paid it much mind if all they were talking about is white power and or white supremacy...heck i don't give a shit if that is what their agenda is. For I feel every race or anyone from a race is entitled to that right. I’m in no way making an argument for white fascism or supremacy; I’m just saying one ought to be proud the way God has made one. That is one ought to be happy with whom we are. Like I said before, I do not have a problem with anyone who is proud about their race, cuss I know I am proud of mines, what I do have a problem with, how people show their pride for their race, in what manner it is done or by which/what means this notion or idea is being put out there. For the sake of argument, I’ll single the white race out. I’m not going to mention the names of the members whose profile I saw or put their page links on blast cuss all that does is give them more traffic. I know for sure I’m going to block them from viewing my page. I just want to vent out this issue the way I see fit. Maybe it’s me or I’m just clueless as to what Hitler stands for, but I’d think at this day and age knowing what we know. I would say Hitler represents that which is not good for the human soul. He was a menace to world and he still his-I mean that is why we are in Iraq; to stop people like him from ever raising up again- furthermore, I would think no one will want to be associated with him. For heavens sake Sadam was not as bad as him, no one wants to be associated with him...so why in the world will somebody who’s trying to speak out and assert his love for his/her race choose Hitler. Hitler’s idea of white supremacy is “tall, blond, and blue eyed”. Somebody correct me if I’m wrong, but I doubt all white people were born that way…he himself was a short crossed eye little bastard who was born with health problems. When I see something like that, I think of an idea or agenda gone wrong. And it makes me wonder what this person or group of people are thinking to associate themselves with such a thing then this in turn triggers a survival instinct in me that is I’m a moving target of such people, go get a gun and defend yourself. I’m here to stay. Even if I were born a green man, I’m here to stay. I’ve lived on this planet and enjoyed most of my moments on this planet and I know I don’t want to be forced out by anyone or any group of people…so when I see swastikas and Hitler images on peoples pages or profile all this does is convey to me that this person is beyond my race or my pride. This person(s) have progressed to the level of an ideology gone wrong. To me, that is what Hitler stood for destruction. I may be wrong, I may be right but it is my gripe.

baby plane

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

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wow..talk about being lost...i never knew how bad i got until i could not get online. thanks to verizon i've been kept out of the loop for two weeks. i can't use my phone i can't send e-mails.bloody bastards..well i got news for them it's good riddance and bye bye to em..i'm with comcast now hopefully this bastards won't screw me over too..

DSL HELL (F_ _ k VERIZON)

CAN U BELIEVE VERIZON IS SCREWING ME OVER ON MY DSL ALL BECAUSE I DROPPED THEIR PHONE SERVICE.I KNOW ONE DAY I WILL BE FREE FROM THE OPPRESSION OF BIG BROTHER BUSINESS..WHY IS IT THAT THE ESSENTIAL THINGS WE NEED TO FUNCTION IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY ARE THE HARDEST AND MOST DIFFICULT THINGS TO DEAL WITH..GRRRRR...THEY CHARGE ME AN ARM AND A LEG FOR THEIR SERVICE..BUT I CANNOT GET GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE.FUCKING VERIZON.JUST WHEN I WAS BEGINGNING TO ENJOY MY PEACE OF MY MIND THEY HAD TO GO DO THIS...FUCKERS..I WISH I CAN DROP A BOMB ON THEIR CORPORATE OFFICE. NO HIGH SPEED CONNECTION..NO PHONE..TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEIR ONE COMPETITION IN MY STATE IS AS BAD AS THEY ARE...I'M..SCREWED. GRRR..FUCK VERIZON........BLOODY MISERABLE COMPANY!
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. >>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to >>the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" Harry: "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "
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