Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam.... and I'll show you a house full of crap!!
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When I have sex ... even the neighbors need a cigarette.
------------------------------------------------ What do you call a brunette in between two blondes? An Interpretor
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What do you get when you cross a rooster and a giraffe? A long necked cock
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What are 4 animals a woman needs? A mink in her closet, A jaguar in her garage, A tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.
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If the ocean were whiskey and I was a duck, I'ld swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean's not whiskey and I'm not a duck. So hand me a bottle and and shut the Hell up.
