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BaBeZ COS GM's blog: "big mama"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/big-mama/b9924
I lend you for a time a child of mine," he said, for you to love while she lives and mourn when she is dead."it maybe six or seven years, or twenty two or three, but will you till i call her back, take care of her for me? she'll bring her charms to gladden you and should her stay be brief, you'll have hey lively memories as solace for your grief I can not promise she will stay , sicne all from earth return but there are lessons taught down there i want this child to learn I looked this wide world over in my search for teachers true and from the things that crowd lifes lanes I have selected you Now , will you give her all your love nor think the labor vain, nor hate me when i call to take her back again.. I fancie that I heard them say " dear loard, thy will be done. For all the joy they child shall bring the risk of grief will run we'll shelter her with tendernedd, we'll love her while we may and for happiness we've known will ever grateful stay but shall the angles call for her much sooner then we planned we'll brave the utter grief that come and try to understand
For all those people who like to talk shit, dont get pissed, when you get dizzed... Cuz your just another bitch on my shit list
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your willy. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. When in doubt, shroud your spout. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If your not going to sack it, go home and wack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize. To save embarrassment later, cover your gator. You won't get sick if you cap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. While your undressing Venus, dress up that penis. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up that trouser mouse. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Before you start rockin'be sure your cock gets a stockin'. Don't be a fool. Vulcanize your tool. The right selection? Sack that erection. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. A trank with armor will never harm her. When she gets bolder, put a helmet on that soldier
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
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we just rushed my 6 month old to the er a lighter blew up in his and my uncles face tonight .... im scared .. he is in a room being raped they wont let us in yet so im on the hospitals pc trying to keep from killing a docter cuz they wont let me in damn it why wont they let me in im sorry guys like you want to hear this
TOBY KEITH LYRICS "Runnin' Block" My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town They're lookin' for a good time They're fun to be around I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated "She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated. We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine and really double date 'em Then take 'em back to the motel six and Try to seperate 'em. They showed up in a pick up They were right on time His was kinda heafty But not half as big as mine I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215 Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team She cleaned her plate at dinner Then she ate what's left of mine Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big You know why? 'Cuz my brother's havin' a party Thought you outta know He's got coeds swimmin naked wtf is wrong with this redneck stuped ass motherfucking dick wad i mean come on i thought he was cool till this im sorry toby were not all skinny ass anorexic (spelled wrong but im mad) bitches you fuck loser ass

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I Got Flowers Today (Dedicated to Battered Women) I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn’t mean to say the things he said; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare. I couldn't believe that it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special day; Last night he threw me into a wall and then started choking me; It seemed unreal, a nightmare, but you wake up from nightmares; And I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over—but I know he is sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! And it wasn’t Valentines Day or any other special day; Last night he beat me and threatened to kill me; Make-up and long sleeves didn’t hide the cuts and bruises this time; I couldn’t go to work today because I didn’t want anyone to know—but I know he’s sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! And it wasn’t Mother’s Day or any other special day; Last night he beat me again, and it was worse than all of the other times; If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of the kids? What about money? I’m afraid of him, but I’m too scared and dependent to leave him! But he must be sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today…. Today was a special day—it was the day of my funeral; Last night he killed me; If only I would have gathered the courage and strength to leave him; I could have received help from the Women’s Shelter, but I didn’t ask for their help; So I got flowers today—for the last time.
SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF SOLO SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF CHORUS SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY OH WHAT HAVE I DONE HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
West Shelly Jose Cuervo Lyrics Well it's Sunday Mornin' And the sun in shinin' In my eye that is open And my head is spinnin' Was the life of the party I can't stop grinnin' I had to much Tequila last night CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? Now wait a minute Things don't look to familiar Who is this cowboy Who's sleepin' beside me? He's awful cute, but how'd I Get his shirt on? I had to much Tequila last night CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? BREAK BRIDGE All those little shooters How I love to drink 'em down Come on bartender Let's have another round [Modulates] Well the music is playing And my spirits are high Tomorrow might be painful But tonight we're gonna fly CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Every time we get together I sure have a good time You're my friend You're the best Mi amigo (Tequila) CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? TAG Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
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