Hi Esteban
Hi Bob.
What's new man, haven't talked with you for a while.
Not much bob. Let's have a beer; ya got time?
Hell yea, Jeanies home with the six kids so I'm doin fine.
Damn man you got six kids?
I thought you knew that?
That's a lot of animals running around over there at your house.
You got that right.
You've been doing the thing for so long I never imagined. You are one sexed crazed individual Bobby my man. Hey Bob, I love kids fine. I just don't have the brain for a lot of kids in my house. In fact I think abortion should be legal till age 18.
You're sick Esteban.
Hey muther fucker listen to this: I have this new girlfriend who is a
nurse in the OR down at St. Charles Hospital. This couple brings in
their pride and joy, he's 5 years old, blond hair, smart as a tack, had
all the newest learning toys..you know the type...ahead of his
time...and guess what? He starts complaing of chest pains right. Well
the doc listens to his heart or whatever they do, and decides to put
the little guy in the hospital immediately. Another doc checks him out
and carumba, they do a little consultation and bam, he is whisked off
to surgery.
What the fuck man?
Oh yea, can you imagine?
Oh man that sucks. That'll be costing them a bundle. That would kill me. I don't have insurance.
Well, Bob, I think they may make money on what happened. Listen to the
rest of the story dude. The docs decide they have to look at what they
can't make out in the X-ray either that or they can't believe their
eyes and by god muther fucker son of a a bitch, they opened up his
chest cavity and the little bugger had a hamburger instead of a heart.
The muther fucker was beating and pumping too. It was fucking
unbelievable. My girlfriend said it looked like a damn good ground
sirloin burger with the works, luckily. No tellin what could have
happened if had been one of those cheap ass ones. This
one had Dijon mustard on it which they attributed to the fact his
grandmother was from France. The mayo was Good Foods so that was a good sign too. I think it's the best mayo myself. It had good pickles, a
whole wheat bun and other gourmet condiments. She said it was unclear
if there was Catsup or not because of all the blood.
The kids mom worked for Burger King for years so the docs are thinking
there was something in the air from all the food that got into her
bloodstream and played havoc with her genes. The father worked for Jack
in the Box so between them, it was a fucking gene frolick hamburger
nightmare.
That's good the parents had something in common.
Yea and good for the kid the parents have had the experience workin with burgers an such. He' lucky in some respects.
Ain't that the truth..
