Customer: “Excuse me, what is this?”
Me: “That’s an ‘oosik’.”
Customer: “What’s it made of?”
Me: “It’s umm.. the lower anatomy of a walrus.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “It’s a part of a male walrus.”
Customer: “What part?”
Me: “It’s a petrified walrus penis.”
(The customer laughs and runs over to his wife. They talk in their language for a bit then he drags her over by the arm, still giggling.)
Customer: “Tell her what it is!”
