fubar

Love movies, shopping, reading and hanging out with friends. I'm a shameless flirt and a handbag whore...not to be confused with my cousin, the shoe slut. I have a wicked and somewhat twisted sense of humor. I find the most inappropriate things funny...but I am capable of not laughing hysterically in public..most of the time. I use ".............." way too much. I have a horrible memory! I'm going to forget your name, probably more than once, unless.....well.....we'll get to that later (maybe). Please don't be offended when I have to ask you a few times what your name is...it will help if you sign your name when you send a message.

A few more random things...

I am TERRIFIED of birds....they're evil.

I'm a complete dork, but it's ok...I like it like that.

I'm a Christian, but screw up on a regular basis.

I'm always right, even when I'm not.

I have a degree in smartassology.

Sarcasm turns me on.

Dirty feet make me nauseous.

I LOVE my hair, and you should too...it's fabulous!

I AM an FP.....thats short for Fucking Princess. FP's only get better with age!

I hear I'm spoiled and high maintenance....I don't see a problem with that.

"Fuck" is one of my favorite words....I know it's tacky and lacking in class, but it's ok...I'm an FP.

I think words are like musical notes and often touch my soul. Some more of my favorites are euphoria, lilt, eviscerate, epiphany, ebullient, and serendipity. LOL, I also love "Hormiga de mea" (look it up, you'll be surprised). A few words (or mispronunciations) that make my skin crawl are "ain't" and "libary".

I don't care what you look like.....push my giggle button and we'll get along just great.

Dan Aykroyd is, in fact, one of the sexiest men on the planet....and if you say otherwise I may just punch you in the nose.

Laughter is the sweetest sound in the world.

Sex without friendship is boring. Worry about stimulating my mind.

Love, Love, LOVE!!! I think if you feel it for someone, you should tell them.