I saw the bell ringers are out today. I'll never forget one a few years ago.
I put a dollar in the pot and the bell ringer grabbed my hand and got a strange look on her face. Her eyes looked black, lifeless, and then she rolled them back in her head until I saw only whites. Her lips did not move, yet I heard a voice say, "Under your pillow. You will find happiness under your pillow. You will sleep tonight and in the morning you will find it. Happiness...under your pillow."
Well, I was in a rush and didn't give it a second thought, until I went to bed that night. I slept so peacefully, never stirring, and never waking until morning. I've never been so shocked as when I woke up! Because I lifted my pillow, and would you believe there was not a fucking thing under it?
I still can't believe what a cool trick that old woman played on me. :D
