Mr Potatoe Eyes's blog: "Behind the Border"

the PROUD owner of a beautiful and intelligent College Girl. :D

That is all.

(by "owner" blog posted means married to,not owned under legal contract.Just bound by one)

ME!!!

First off I would like to Thank myself. B/c without me I wouldnt be here.

Ofcourse all of the little people.THERE YOU ARE!!

I am the KING of all that is Turkey Noodle Soup Bitches!!!

Monday -  Chance of Shitty

Tuesday - Mostly Shitty

Wednesday - Shitty with a chance of Horrible

Thursday - Horrible

Friday - Horrible with a chance of Oh My Fuck are you Kidding me?

Saturday - Do you really need to ask

Sunday - You dont have to work,so if you thought Thursday was bad

Welcome to Nova Scotia.It is like Canadas arm pit.A Floriduh of the North kinda.Atleast the Ice Fog isnt rolling in yet. Gods little way of saying "Fuck you, you fat atheist...

werd.

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!

My children made my day today.If only for the short time it was,they were AWESOME!!!They didnt fight.They showed manners.AND they made me feel like I was something.Good things dont ever last,so it ended eventually and they went back to being bratty,but for those couple of hours LIFE WAS GRAND.

Weezy and I found ourselves with a little alone time tonight and let me tell you.I love my family and would not trade them for the world,but time with just her and I is a BLAST. I asked her what she wanted to do while it was us and she picked going for a walk to get coffee.No,I dont let my 6 yr old drink coffee,but she knows if I get one she gets a cookie or something of sorts.What got me was that she wanted to WALK there,And it was EVERYTHING I hoped it would be.Weezy is not normal most people would think,but she is definitely my kinda beautiful.Never in my life did I think something as small as her wanting to hold my hand would make me the happiest man in the world.She is a card.You have no clue.We got some xmas lights up out front of our house,but Weezy wants to wait for Mama. (h)

With all of that said,she says FISH and off we go to get supper.

werd.

Means we are the weirdest family in Halifax.Our friends and family here humor us in our celebration of a day that means nothing to them,BUT

MY WIFE IS THE GREATEST!!!!

I had a delicious dinner ready when I came home from work.Did I mention it was AWESOME??If I didnt IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!And to top it off,my princess made my favorite cake for my birthday and a PUMPKIN pie for Thanksgiving.I love pumpkin pie.My cake was Red Velvet.From what I gathered from PK they dont sell Red velvet cake mix here,so SHE MADE IT FROM SCRATCH. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Did I mention that I have the greatest wife ever??

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.Im out to spend time with mine.BBL

werd

living better. I need to get into shape again.

I got a throttle cable for my motorscooter.That is all.

WERD.

in ten years I ran.My family and I went out with ours friends to a nature walk.The wives and children walked and we RAN.I have not done anything like since I was young.I think the last time I ran was b/c I was being chased by the police.I ran about 2 kilometers.I have no fucking clue how long that is in miles,but I am sure it isnt even one.Still it was alot of running for a non-Forrest Gump motherfucker like me.I FEEL GREAT!This is my first step into living again.Did I mention I feel great?Yet suprisingly at the same time I hurt,bad...

I am sure tomorrow at work I will be wishing I just stayed home and vegetated,but for now I feel like I can breathe again.We have made plans to do this atleast twice a week.Hopefully it will get easier as time goes by.Life is good and we had fun.....

cheers

I am losing it......

So over the past week I have gone from thinking my daughter is leaving and may never return(still possible) and my mother having a heart-attack.Moms has since checked out of the hospital with a clean bill of hearthealth.Turns out a pinched nerve can make scholars of over 8 years think someone is having a heart-attack.Dont get me wrong,they know more than I and I am THANKFUL for their help,but come on.This isnt "House".I dont want a fucking dramatic series of events.I want my mother to come home ALIVE and WELL.I have only been in the mechanics field for a year and can diagnose(sp?) a problem better than that.8 FUCKING YEARS it takes to be a doctor.Come on wake up people.Healthcare isnt free for her and they are not gonna foot the bill for that shit.But she is good and I am happy.I would have really lost it if she hadnt been ok.I am a MOMMAS BOY! I love her.She is my rock.She has ALWAYS made sure I was doing good,even if it affected her situation.That is what mothers do.Which is one reason I love PK so much.She is EXACTLY what a mother should be(h).

On to the Weezy business.Her mother has not called about her plane ticket so,we got another week with her here.Which RAWKS!!I havee really been enjoying my children lately.I think with the change in climate and the move up here,the first year will be the hardest.Weezy and I came up from a place where you can do anything anytime.Here you are pretty much shut in all winter.And by winter I mean most of the year.There are 2 seasons here,WINTER and JULY.July has been great thus far.I have gotten to spend good quality time with our children that I miss during the week and it gives PK a bit of a break.Which is well deserved.Every second the children have together that is good,is great for me.I love seeing them play together and not argue.Now I remember fighting with my sister and that is normal,but I also remember my fathers failed marriages b/c of fighting with our step-siblings.I just dont want that to be any kind of factor here.Not that I believe it is,just dont want to promote it either.

All of the stress over the past two weeks has seemed to vanish with this passing weekend.Although I dont think I have gotten enough proper time with my wife.I will try to rememdy that tonight :D.On a lighter note.I think the waterpump is going out on my car.I have another vehicle,but it has its own problems and needs to be registered.I need to break down and find time(and money) to fix both and sell one.Sometimes it feels like I am robbing Peter to pay Paul,but Such is life.Now I think I have rambled on long enough for today and will leave you with the question that all of this leads up to:

How the fuck do I get rid of that god-damned bartab where my mumm/blog thingie used to be?

FFS People!!Pretty soon the internets will have evolved so much I will not be able to navigate them.This is SERIOUS BIZNAZ.........

                                                                  tatoe out