I drink a different beer every day of the week
Some think I am a crazy freak
Friday after work I have a Labatt Blue
If I feel like a real hoser, I'll have a Molson Canadian too
Saturday I drink a Rocky Mountain Coors
That's when I party with all the beautiful whores
Sunday it's time for an ice cold Miller
That is when I stay home and watch something funny like Ben Stiller
Monday I start at the local bar with a Stroh's
Much like Homer drinking a Duff down at Moe's
Tuesday after gym I have a Budweiser
It's smooth after using the exerciser
Wednesday it's Foster's, they call it Australian for beer
If I don't have one you'll hear me jeer
It's Thursday now, out of money, send a mayday
I'll have to wait till tomorrow when it's payday
Due to my drinking blitz
until them I am stuck drinking Schlitz
Anson Pine
