Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an
Iowa resident and sent to his senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 HartSenateOfficeBuilding
Phone (202) 224 3254
WashingtonDC, 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer
>>of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your
assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security
in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal
alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing
to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from
the bill which was recently passed by the. Senate and for which
you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I
know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the
process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here
legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the
>>prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a
$2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal
retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
family because we paid heavy taxes in2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could
begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care
provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical
insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a
year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my
daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law
school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many
colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status
would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and
making those burdensome car. insurance premiums. This is very
important to me given that I still have college age children
driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of
the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and
copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank
>>you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Donald Ruppert
Burlington, IA
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