Jonathan's blog: "Rants"

Dave was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear
and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices. I either
maul you to death or we have sex."

Dave decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Dave soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the
black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a
huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a huge
mistake, Dave. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we
have rough sex."

Again, Dave thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would
take several months before Dave finally recovered.

Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and
shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear
said "Admit it Dave, you don't come here for the hunting do you?"