Where are you in this world of worlds?
Me? I am a single girl..
Before you pity me and sigh..
gimme a sec and I'll tell u why.
Happy couples I always see...
Pretending to be happier than me.
But behind that door its such a treat...
To know life sucks between the sheets.
I may not get the 3 legged racer...
But I would prefer a shot with a scotch and dry chaser...
"I hate my life" I hear you say.
When all you have to do is walk away.
Men are full of the illusion,
That they don't need to make a contribution,
However much to their distress,
You can go out an get some in a mini dress.
They're a dime a dozen,
thick on the floor,
and when you are through with them,
there will be more,
So get a real man who will cater...
Or go out and and baby,show off your style
You want a sex life that will give u satifaction,
Not another bloody child.
They say have fun,get laid,
and fornicate...
So why do so many masturbate?
I am aware and I guess you have heard,
But I will tell you again...
Something that you already know,
Batteries are cheaper than men.
