Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
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At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
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Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York
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If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
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Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
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You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
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No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA
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~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
