Mosweetangel RLBF mofordman63's blog: "Bad Mood Busters"

>1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? >Unique Up On It. > >2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? >Tame Way. > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? >They Take The Psycho Path > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water? >You Boil The Hell Out Of It > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? >Dam! > > > >6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? >Polaroid's > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? >A Stick > >8 What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? >Nacho Cheese. > >9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? >Subordinate Clauses. > >10. What D o You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? >Quattro Sinko. > >11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? >Spoiled Milk. > >12. What Do You Get When Yo u Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? >Frostbite. > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? >Anyone Can Roast Beef. > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? >Right Where You Left Him. > >16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? >Because They Have Big Fingers . > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? >Because It Scares The Dog. > >18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? >Sanka. > >19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! >The Location Of The Dirt Bag. > >20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? >Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. > >21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? >A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack . > >22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? >Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer