I had a baad dog name was fool
his tongue hang out all he did was drool
scratch his hide till d'fleas jump out
bark all nite when the moon is out
lift his leg on your favorite chair
squat down and shit everywhere
lick his face and wag his tail
chew up your socks and make you wail
fetch the stick, roll over too
would'nt sit and beg, he's too cool
on a leash he was fine and dandy
but let him loose he was all over Randy
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mans best friend is what they say
but my baad dog just would'nt be that way
chase the cats make em howl
but farted so bad it was just fowl
fed him good on table scraps
then his 100lb. lunk wanna sit in your lap
ride in your car or the back of your truck
turn girls head was just good luck
when they got close smell his bad breath
it was all over just the kiss of death
loyal and friendly was no doubt
but man he was stupid make you shout
"come here doggie", "no not there"
always doin somthin, make people stare
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hair is stringy, matted and grey
ugly as sin, a low down stray
walks with a limp got droopy ears
one look at this dawg bring you to tears
his nose was cold and breath was hot
lick out the bottom of the beef stew pot
sniff the air, bare his teeth and growl
play tug o war with the bathroom towel
chewin his bones diggin the yard
trainin this dog was just damn hard
chewed up the newspaper, even the mail
make you wanna send him to doggie jail
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Lucifursphereit, d'BaadAngel^_^
