*DONT READ THIS IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY but it's funny!*
*A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.
*Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
*Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
*Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
*Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
*Take off her clothes
*with her consent.........................12 cal
*without......................187 cal
*Take off her Bra
*With two hands..........................8 cal
*With one hand.........................12 cal
*With mouth.............................85 cal
*Put on Protection
*hard ........................... 6 cal
*soft..........................315 cal
*Foreplay
*Looking for target...................8 cal
*Finding G spot ......................92 cal
*I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
*Entry
*Holding her..................12 cal
*On the floor.................8 cal
*With Different Position
*Missionary..........................358 cal
*Doggy...........................316 cal
*69 lying...............................286 cal
*69 standing.............................512 cal
*Italian hanger.........................912 cal
*Orgasm
*Real................................112 cal
*Faking................................315 cal
*After "O"
*Lying in Bed............................18 cal
*Hop off the bed............................36 cal
*Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
*Get dressed
*Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
*Rushing.........................98 cal
*Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
*Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
* Do CoMmEnT...*
