When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"!
Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add.
You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that.
You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it.
These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her?
hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how you love your ShoutBox!!!
The puter was bought for the kids yet they know they don't stand a chance of getting on it!
The Stand Off begins! You wonder who has been feeding the kids!
They look alright so it must be the spouse! Remember how you used to be careful of the phone bill? Doesn't matter now cuz you email or IM all your new family members around the world.
The kids are recognizing the terms "LOL" and "LMAO" and being told to email you if they need something.( For faster responses you tell them post a pretty comment image)
Work ... hmmmm, it has become a total interruption to your internet social life making it harder and harder to get all your comments done. How many of you go to work without even going to bed?
The minute you leave the front door, the withdrawals set in and you can't wait to get home again! You are sneaking on to see your new Fubar love and hope you aren't caught by the spouse which would not be a good thing.
Fubar is dragging ass taking forever to load a page... Accckkk you can't send messages WTF!! you go nuts! Suddenly, before you even know it, Fubar has taken over your life!
People you meet no longer ask for your phone number they ask "You have a Fubar page?" You know now its too late.
You are ADDICTED! Why didn't anyone warn you?
Why would they? They lured us here now we are stuck, what can we do? Hmmmm looks at the time maybe if I hurry I could get a few more comments done..
To all the Newbies, run now while you can! To the Regs LMAO... you couldn't leave if you tried! Face it, we have all tried right? HEHE ... That's life in Fubar ...
ENJOY AND HAVE FUN!!
