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ATTENTION ALL PENIS HOLDERS: Current mood: creative The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact the 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that it has two dependants and they are both nuts. Effective NOVEMBER 15TH, all penis holders will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10-12" Luxury Tax $30.00 8-9" Pole Tax $25.00 5-7" Privilage Tax $15.00 4" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under Capital Gains. Anyone under 4" is eligble for a refund and a smack in the head. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!!! Sincerely Head Pecker Checker IRS Note: We are still waiting for answers to the following questions. Are there penalties for early withdrawals? What if one’s penis is self employed? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductable expense as work clothes? Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised? LOL...MEN!...I CANT LIVE WITH ONE..&..I CANT LIVE WITHOUT EM!... HUGS ~ARY~
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