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Attempted Murder, CAR vs ME

This bulletin is blog worthy, but I don't do blogs. Last night I got an invite to a party, rad I know. So I ask Jay if he wants to go after work... He says sure. We get to the party (Kd's Apartment) and the venue is a little stale, not too many people... so me and jay pound a couple shots (couple double shots) so I finally see a girl who looks like she gets to know me, I give her the opportunity to Proove it. She does, i get her number. This entire time, Jay is drinking more and more... so he's shitfaced. Fast Forward. We are in the car on the way home, and I comment on getting the girl's phone number. Jay says "She's not that hot..." So i tell him to stop supplicating. Stop trying to piss me off because your pissed off... never the less, he continues. I then explain to him how weak he is, and how a MAN doesn't ask for permission he just does. Jason tells rob (the DD) to pull over. (Not before pulling the E-Brake in the middle of Wendover AVE.) We pull over on the street right there at green ford... jay gets out of the car comes around to the driver's side. Grabs the keys, throws them, then grabs Rob and attempts to pull him out of the car. (Great display of self control Rob, Thumbs UP) Rob willingly gets out of the vehicle, and starts towards the keys. Jay then flips out and is screaming outside of the car, goes and grabs the keys from rob, jumps in the car, tells me to get out. I tell him to make me. He says he's going to run the car into the pole. I say "Do It." He doesn't. I decide to get out of the car (not wasting any more time with jason) He starts to speed off as soon as my door opens. I dive out of the car. He then pulls a U-Turn and tries to run me over. I got outta the way, barely. He hit my foot. He then backs into wendover ave, and takes off... Me and Rob standing there in 30 degree weather. Fast Forward Cops were called, me and Rob ended up at Jake's Diner on wendover. Pam (Jason's Mom) Comes over to the diner and starts talking mad shit about how I shouldn't press charges. The kid tried to kill me... no doubt. Now I'm back at my parents for a bit, until I can get off my feet... And I just had surgery on my ass... due to a popped vein in my sphincter. What a 2 days... OH And I got fired yesterday, but was rehired shortly after. ... -Hawk
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