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Ick R Us's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

created on 03/10/2011  |  http://fubar.com/augurs-martyrs-and-agnostics/b340021  |  9 followers

1. Do you know anyone in prison?
Literal prison or the mind type? I think my answer is still "yes".

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?

uuuh... what?

 

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?

Probably a year or two.

 

4. Do you have a desk in your room?

Uh huh. Even has my computer on it.

 

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?

Yes. And I even played my own stripper music.

 

6. What kind of car insurance do you have?

Car insurance.

 

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?

Nope.

 

8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you?

N- ... who the hell was my first significant other? Gonna go with no.

 

9. Do you throw up gang signs?

Absolutely... we do have such a strong, violent gang presence in my town.

 

10. Have you ever broken a rib?

My own? No.

 

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?

I'd rather be a robot.

 

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?

My doggy! Or my god-daughter. Girl has been to Disneyland over 200 times. Serious.

 

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?

True love.

 

14. Have you ever had sex in church?

Almost.

 

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine??

Probably not?

 

16. Do you watch the Grammy's?

Who does? Music is terrible.

 

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?

Depends if their mission changed, their hours, and pay were desireable, and if I got a sweet cowboy hat.

 

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship:

What the hell was my last relationship... probably going back a while...

"unloved"

But I think you can apply that word to any failed relationship.

 

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you?

Two years older. O_o

 


20. Have you ever had a eating disorder?

Yeah, I had manorexia in college.

 

21. Do you have a porn collection?

Yes.

... yes.

 

22. How many proms have you been to in your life?

Zero. Conformist.

 

23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship?

Yeap.

 

24. Is your birthday on a holiday?

Nope.

 

25. Are you old enough to vote?

Yeap.

 

26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now???

Yeap.

 

28. Do you worry about global warming?

Nope.

 

29. Do you like polar bears?

I think they'd eat me if given the opportunity.

 

30. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes.

 

31. What kind of birth control do you use?

*looks away inoccently* ... condoms if they're called for.

 

32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana?

Pot.

 

33. Are you an atheist?

Who knows any more..

 

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?

No.

 

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?

I -do- want a robot ninja...

 

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?

No.

 

37. What's your opinion on gold diggers?

No.

 

38. Are you a country or city girl/boy?

I'm a bumpkin.

 

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?

I don't think it is >>

 

40. Do you floss daily?

No. ... *bursts into flames for admitting it* ?

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