This tells it all...LOL!
I've learned that you can't make someone love you,
all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care some people are just
azzholes.
I've learned that is takes years to build trust and only suspicion,
not proof to destroy it.
I've learned that you can only get by on charm for about 15 minutes,
after that you better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you should never compare yourself to others --
they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep throwing up long after you
think you've finished.
I've learned that we are all responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first,passion fades and there had better be alot of money to take it's place.
I've learned that 99% of the time if something in your house isn't working right one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people in your life that you care the most about are taken from you too soon,and the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned humor in life is extremely important so I hope this has made you laugh at least a little.
