Three men were sitting together bragging about the duties they had given their new wives.
The first man married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housecleaning that needed to be done. He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. He said that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married an Illinois girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed, and hot food on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love them Illinois girls!
