Funeralstorm's blog: "Rants"

Women Are The Most Frustrating, Illogical Creatures On The Planet.

Apparently They Don't Understand The Term "Cause And Effect" And That When
They Start An Argument With You Apparently You're Supposed To Crawl
Up Into A Ball On The Floor And Not Defend Yourself In Any Manner As
They Dangle Your Spinal Cord (With Your Balls Attatched At The Base),
As They Are Under The Illusion That Just Because They Have The Vag
They Are Some Sort Of Omnipotent Being With Vast Amounts Of Control
Over Us.
Sorry, I Like My Spine And My Balls. And I Defend Myself (In Any Situation)
With Intellect And Facts. If You Choose To Argue With Me, At Least Come To
The Argument Armed, Because When I Put You To Shame It Will Only Make You
Hate Me More, And Of This Hatred Your Opinion Of Me Forms One Of An Asshole
(Women Are Quick To Believe Their Own Thoughts Whether Or Not There Is Any
Basis To Said Thought, Usually There Isn't, Example: I Was Told By My Ex
That She Believed I Had Slept With Hundreds Of Women, Which Is Absurd, Yet
When She Formed This Opinion In Her Mind It Was Set In Stone, And In Her Mind
This Was Now Fact). Most Of What Women Think They Know About Men Are Delusions.
And Trust Me, I Do Not Base This Rant On Just One Person, This Rant Is Based
On 8 Out Of 10 Women EVER To Pass Through My Life.

"The Always Complex" Another Of Womans' Finer Defects. Doing Something Once,
Usually Negative (But Not Spectacularly Offensive) I.E. Leaving A Towel On The
Floor, Raising Your Voice In An Argument (Usually Reacting To Something SHE Said),
 Etc...
Doing These Things Once Will Now Enter You Into The Always Web And Forever Condemn You,
Any Time You Do ANYTHING Wrong, Your Offense Will Be Brought Up (Under Their Delusional
Judicial System) As Having Been Commited "Always" This Pisses Me Off To No End, It's
Almost As Annoying As The "Never Complex" That, Simply, Is When All Your Efforts, Romantic
Or Domestic, Go By Unnoticed And Get Filed Under Things That You Have "Never" Done.
No Matter How Often You Have Done Anything Positive On Behalf Of the relationship Or
For This Person.

Women Also Have VERY Selective Memories. Instead Of Remembering All The Positive Things
That Take Place In A Relationship, They Choose To Remember The Negative Things, Storing
Them Away, But Keeping Them Close Enough For When (Their) Need Arises. These Memories
Serve As Back up in Any Argument, And Will Be Used Solely For That Purpose, Used
As (Usually Non Relevant) Ammunition In A Losing Argument, If These "Always" Occurences
Don't Work (They Will Only Work On The Weaker Of The Male Species That Lack Dignity, Pride
Or A Ball Sack) They Will Then Turn To The Sharpest Weapon In Their Aresenal, Spite.
This Is When A Woman Is At Her Nastiest. She Will Proceed In Ripping You To Shreds One
Flaw At A Time. During This Time They Will Absorb All Negativity That Omits From You,
Anything (Negative) You Say, Or Any Negative Reaction, Will Be Stored And Backed Up On
Hard Drive "Always"
This, In Turn, Will Then Be Added To The Battle Like Ressurected Soldiers Lost On The
Battlefield And Turned Against You.
 
This Behaviour Happens When They Start Losing Ground In An Argument. Or If You React
Negatively To The Venomous Bile They Happen To Be Spitting At you, Which Apparently,
According To Their (At This Point, Obviously) Delusional Belief That You Aren't Supposed
To React To Their Actions, Because Cause And Effect Has No Meaning In A Woman's Mind.
And When You Try To Point Out That The Reason You Are Reacting In Such A Manner Is
Merely The "Effect" To Their "Cause", You Are Suddenly The Insane Party Involved In
This Argument.