Are you a TRUE MEXICAN???
*If you can fit four riders on the bench seat of a pickup, while in the back twelve are standing up. You are a Mexican.
* If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all while wearing chanclas,
Mexican status!!
*If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into
a taco vending business, Yes you're a Mexican.
*If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita
rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de
rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!
*If you have your last name in old English lettering
anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, You ARE a Mexican (proud one too).
*If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina,
your wifey, your old lady, or your vieja. guess what? You're a California born Mexican.
* If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente
Fernandez, Then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
*If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito
de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos."
This has happened to every good Mexican, and yes your
definitely a Mexican.
*If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!
*Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. You're in the Mexican Zone!!!
*If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by its name. yep! Mexican!
*If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or pizza as "picxa" you're a Mexican.
* If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger... you might be a Mexican.
*If you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to your birthday party at "el parque" you are a Mexican.
* If your tias and abuela dress up in their Sunday best, nylon, heels and all to go to the "Remate." (AKA the Flea Market) Then yes you are a Mexican.
*If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and purple. Yes Mexican!!!
*If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes your a Mexican....
*If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils and gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your symptoms, Damn!! You're Mexican.
* IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN.
