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spookysg's blog: "all about me"

created on 02/18/2008  |  http://fubar.com/all-about-me/b189905
Application For Employment Prospective employees shall be afforded equal opportunity. However making a slight donation of $50.00 to the receptionist will improve the chances of your completed application making it to the H.R. Dept. All information that you release in this application will probably be viewed by the receptionist, her boyfriend, the cleaning lady, our telephone repairman, the pizza delivery boy, and potentially anyone who walks by the desk your application is laying on. 1. Position Applied For: ___ Eye Candy ___ Tattletale ___ Sucker ___ Head Cheese 2. Are you a Brown-Noser? ___ Yes ___ No 3. Can you pass a lie detector test? ___Yes ___ No ( If you answered 2 out of 3 questions with a yes please proceed to fill out the rest of the application. If you answered no to any of the above questions we are sorry to inform you that the position has already been filled. Please toss this application in the trash on your way out of the building ). Last Name: _____________________ Middle Initial: ____ First Name: _____________________ Social Security No. ____________________ Credit Card No. ____________________ Exp. ______ Bank Name: __________________________ Acct. No. ___________________________________ Mailing Address: ____________________________________________________________________ (Must be the same as your billing address for credit card). Have you ever been admitted to a mental institution? ____ Yes ___ No If yes, why did you want to leave there and apply for work here? _______________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________ Have you ever been convicted of a felony? ____ Yes ___ No ( If yes, what the hell are you still doing filling out this application? See above question no. 3 ) Are you married? ___ Yes ___ No Date of birth: ___________________________ Favorite Drink: _________________________ Horoscope Sign: ________________________ Home Phone: ___________________________ Email Address: ________________________ Do you own your home? ___ Yes ___ No Favorite Bar: ___________________________ Favorite Color: _________________________ Car Make/Color: ________________________ Cell Phone: ____________________________ Chat Handle: _________________________ Please list any emotional hang-ups that you have in the space below and include a list of meds that you take for this: ____________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________________ I hereby attest and verify that the information I have provided in this application is absolutely false and misrepresented. I understand that any honest or true answers could lead to me spending the rest of my life alone. Signature:______________________________ Date:_________________________
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