a lot of folks dread the day approaching us...valentine's day...the day where you spend money on teddy bears and flowers and bubble gum for your significant other....or face the consequences later on. normally, i hate that day, too....but not this year, friends. nope. not this year. this year, i'm looking forward to valentine's day 'cause i snagged me the best valentine of 'em all....myself.
that's right. i asked myself to be my valentine earlier today, and after blushing and giggling like a school girl, i happily accepted. i feel so alive this year...so full of aliveness. i can feel it...this valentine's day is gonna be so great....it's gonna be romantically romantic. i have a candlelight dinner all planned out with my, and my valentine's, favorite food...brownies. brownies by candlelight, pretty hot stuff, eh?
now, i bet a lot of folks will say, "hey jerk! you can't be valentine's with yourself!" to which i reply, you're not the boss of my valentine. he'll choose who he wants to be valentines with...and i want to be valentines with myself, so back off or i'll have to fight you over me. to all the doubters out there, take a look at this card i sent myself as proof of how great of a couple i am.
CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW SWEET I AM TO MYSELFyeah, i know...i am so sweet. i told myself how sweet i was when i suprised myself with that card earlier today. i...i just feel so lucky to have myself. i almost feels overwhelming. i feel so lucky and full of joy. i feel sorry for all those people out there without a valentine for valentine's day...especially when i snagged me such a great one. really, i don't deserve myself. i almost feel like i'm too good for me. that's how great of a valentine i am towards myself. i...i think i love myself...and i can easily see me spending the rest of my life with myself....i think i may be the one. oh, golly...i think i may be the one....
after thinking about that, this valentine's day is just getting better and better....on top of all of that, to celebrate my love for myself, i sang a duet with myself during a recent car ride...just to show how romantic i am with myself, take a look at the duet and the emotional ending.
valentine's day duet
...indeed....hillbilly jim gave my heart those musical words to tell myself how i felt. i love myself...i should go make myself those brownies so i can eat them by candlelight on the big day....but before i go, take a look at this other gift i gave myself...
isn't that sweet? it's what i always wanted...a small, tubby child with its skull ripped off and replaced with a furry heart. that is the most lovey-dovey, romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me. i have to go now...it's hard to type with all these tears of happiness in my eyes.
