NO Barbie Doll, Baby Doll, Ho Baby: No thank you, please. That kind of girl ties knots no sailor ever knew. she phoned me one summer evening. "quantum ... quantum baby, hi. it's Barbie. i was wondering ... would you like to come over?" i said, "yeah!" she said, "oh, good. i can't wait ... bring some condoms." i became excited and turned into speedracer, arriving at her residence within what seemed like a New York City second. she was standing outside waiting. i got out my vehicle and nonchalantly approached her, maintaining eye contact as she walked towards me. her full, luscious lips were a bright red from a glossy lipstick. she was wearing a white, sheer halter top, revealing a spectacular cleavage with two gorgeous, ample mounds of silky skin; and her perky nipples were exquisitely protruding. she was absolutely breathtaking: the combination of her precious face, her golden hair, her exposed shoulders, and her hour-glass figure; as well as, her alluring smile, and the sparkle of her blue eyes, collectively created phenomenal sex appeal. suddenly, as we were about seven yards from eachother, she stopped, reversed direction and bent over. she remained bent over and began gyrating her apple-shaped ass. she tilted her head slightly to the side and looked back up at me with a seductive gaze, as she continued her salacious gyration. i was speechless and immediately became mildly tachycardic. the beauty of her long legs and the sight of her skimpy, tight, pink shorts clinging beautifully against the contour of her curvy buns, which she shook extremely well, mesmerized me. before i knew it, she was giving me ... a tremendous hug. she smelled great. she requested the condoms as we embraced. i smiled, and eagerly handed them over to her; while, struggling silently to lessen the intensity of my sexual anticipation, as my blood rushed ... engorging the inside of my rapidly growing & stiffing dick. she flashed a mischievous grin and said, "wow ... you sure did buy alot of condoms." then she whispered into my ear, "quantum baby, i'm ... ready ... i'm ... so ready ... thanks ... bye."