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created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/another-one/b9642

I know an Angel

~I Know An Angel~ I know a little angel with a halo all aglow Fragile little wings that take her where she goes She follows my every foot step Keeps me always in her sight Whenever I need a little blessing she makes everything all right She tips her tiny halo And blows me a kiss, or two, or three A little wink and then she's off again To show the world to me Things that go unnoticed she quickly points them out She tells me of God's secrets as she flutters all about I feel the brush of tiny angel wings As she gives an unexpected kiss To have a pair of angel wings is my greatest wish Her halo gets a little crooked as she gives a hug so sweet And I just have to giggle when that tiny halo slips and rolls away But she is always quick to find it and puts it back in place I can always count on my angel to fill my heart with love And remind me that life can be easy if I learn to lighten up Let's pet the pretty kitties and eat ice-cream just because Laugh just for the fun of it and give lots and lots of hugs You can learn a lot from an angel If you stop and take some time I'd forgotten how cuddly puppies were and sea-shells really are fun to find Magic fairies live in dandelions when you Blow their seeds away And the beauty of a butterfly can brighten any day Wherever I lost my childhood She knows the secret to where it hides A master at hide-and-seek she finds it every time She flutters above my shoulder reminding me we all have angel wings But they are far too delicate to carry a heavy strain So I'll lay down all my burdens and face into wind And as I fly with my tiny angel I'll learn to laugh again! I know a tiny angel with her halo all aglow fragile little wings take her where she goes Now I can go with her she has taught me how to fly And when I long for the innocence of childhood I know just where it hides! It took my tiny angel to show me How to rise above it all She found that touch of magic I lost so long ago Even I have angel wings they were there hidden all along To fly I only had to learn how to simply just let go

angel to me

An Angel kissed my tears away today when I was sad I wasn't feeling quite myself my day had been so bad I felt a warmth brush by me that quickly dried my tears A gentle, kind, and loving touch that seemed to hold me near. Immediately, I felt so much better and the day seemed brighter too I guess that's just the way you feel when an Angel comforts you Thank You for being an Angel to me!

angel kiss

An Angel kissed my tears away today when I was sad I wasn't feeling quite myself my day had been so bad I felt a warmth brush by me that quickly dried my tears A gentle, kind, and loving touch that seemed to hold me near. Immediately, I felt so much better and the day seemed brighter too I guess that's just the way you feel when an Angel comforts you Thank You for being an Angel to me!

our friends

Our friends are like angels Who brighten our days In all kinds of wonderful Magical ways Their thoughtfulness comes As a gift from above And we feel we're surrounded By warm, caring love Like upside-down rainbows Their smiles bring the sun And they fill ho-hum moments With laughter and fun Friends are like angels Without any wings Blessing our lives With the most precious things
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Holidays

WANTED TO WISH EACH AND EVERY ONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLASTING HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!

The microsoft cafe

Customer: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Customer: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Customer: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Customer: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Customer: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Customer: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup? Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Customer: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Customer: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now. [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.] Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Customer: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Customer: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. [Waiter leaves.] Customer: Waiter! Now there's a mosquito in my soup! The check: Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50 Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.00 Editors Note: Bug in the soup........included at no extra charge (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day)

The shift key

Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What happens if I press both shift keys? A: Even bigger letters may show up on your screen. You should not use this feature, however, because these letters are also brighter, and may cause Screen Burn-In, which would be particularly embarrassing if you were typing something naughty at the time. You might consider obtaining the author's Shift Key Burn-In Protector program for only $139.95. Or you might not, it's your computer, but don't say I didn't warn you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: my religion prohibits the use of shift keys. how can i type capital letters and punctuation A: Discuss alternatives to the shift key with your spiritual advisor. Perhaps your deity would not be angered by repeated use of the Caps Lock key, or maybe you can retain a consultant to depress the shift for you. You might also consider replacing punctuation marks that require the use of shift keys with lower case expressions; replace ? with "huh" and ! with "zowie". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: I PRESSED SHIFT AND IT"S STUCK DOWN NOW A: Do small children with a fondness for peanut butter use your keyboard frequently? If so, you may want to clean it off for more reliable operation. First, disconnect your keyboard by gripping each of its ends firmly and pulling as hard as you can. Next, immerse the keyboard in warm water and scrub thoroughly with your favorite lemon-scented detergent and lots of steel wool. Finally, you need to dry the keyboard. Either dry it to touch with a handheld blowdryer, or place it it the dryer for not less than 60 minutes. Be sure to clean the lint screen when you are finished. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:Why are there are no "shift" keys on my keyboard, but there are two keys labelled "hif"? A:Again, you may want to consider cleaning your keyboard, and washing your hands more frequently for that matter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:Are there shift keys on my Macintosh? A:Yes, although instead of the notation "shift", the key may be labelled with an excited Mac face, something like :O . Press this key to use shift, and be thankful you're using a friendly Mac instead of a mean old PC with all them confusin' words 'n stuff on it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:I'm sick of pushing the shift key every single time I want big letters. Is there any other way to do this? A:This is the Modern Age of Convenience, and you may be able to activate the shift key merely with the power of your voice! Check to see whether your computer is equippped with speech-recognition equipment by saying the word "shift" very clearly and slowly into its speaker. Then watch the keyboard closely to see if the Shift key moves down. Note that you may have to repeat this action several times to "train" the computer to recognize your voice before the feature works reliably. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:There are two shift keys, which should I use? A:Avoid unnecessary wear on either shift key by alternating between the two. Keep track of your usage of each key so that you press them in equal amounts. Your keyboard may be equipped with a small notepad; you should use this to make little tally marks in two columns for each time you shift. Remember, it's better to go to a little trouble than wind up with a broken shift key. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:Why are the shift keys bigger than the other keys? A:They aren't. This is simply an optical illusion. Just as the moon appears much larger when it is close to the horizon, your shift keys look larger because of their proximity to other keys. To verify this, go out in a large field at night with your keyboard, place it in an upright position, and view it from a distance of 200 yards. Sure enough, the keys all look the same size! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: If I press the shift key at the wrong time, or too many times, will my computer explode? A: No. Well, generally no. Not unless you are using a NEC laptop. Or vt100 terminal emulation. But even then, hardly ever. Really, don't worry about it. Forget I mentioned it. Just type softly. Move along, next question. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: No matter what I do, the shift key just doesn't seem to work. What's wrong? A: Have you ever considered that the problem may not be your keyboard, the problem may be YOU? Perhaps God Himself has suspended the operation of these keys to send you a Message that you have strayed from the path of righteousness. Use this as an opportunity to reflect on your life. Before rushing blindly ahead with a lot of shifting, consult the spiritual advisor of your choice for help in dealing with any unresolved issues in your relationship with the Almighty. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

no smoke

Tech Support:"What's the problem?" Customer:"There is smoke coming out of the power supply." Tech Support:"You'll need a new power supply." Customer:"No I don't! I just need to change the startup files." Tech Support:"Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it." Customer:"No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command." 10 minutes later, the Customer is still adamant that they are right. The Tech Support is frustrated and fed up. Tech Support:"Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem." Customer:"I knew it!" Tech Support:"Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes." 10 minutes later. Customer:"It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking." Tech Support:"Well, what version of DOS are you using?" Customer:"MS-DOS 6.22" Tech Support:"That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes." 1 hour later. Customer:"I need a new power supply." Tech Support:"How did you come to that conclusion?" Customer:"Well, I rang Microsoft and told him all about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply." Tech Support:"Then what did he say?" Customer:"He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE."

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