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| | Another joke |
| created @ 02/18/2007 09:08 pm |
| mum expired. [EVERYONE] |
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Another joke since i had more people laugh than tell me to shut up haha. Again this is out of boredom and figure if i can make a few people laugh then good for me. If you've heard it sorry for wasting your time.
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Once there was a fly flying around over this river. Well there as a fish in the river watching this fly. The fish thought," Now if that fly would drop 6 inches, i will jump up and eat him." So the fly waits. Meanwhile in the woods there was a bear watching this fish. The bear thought to himself," Now if that fly would drop 6 inches, That fish will jump up to eat that fly and i will run over and eat the fish." So the bear waits. Meanwhile in the woods there was a hunter watching the bear. He thought," Now if that fly would drop 6 inches, That fish will jump up to eat that fly, that bear will run to eat that fish, and i will go shoot the bear." So he waits. Meanwhile in the woods there was a mouse watching the hunter. He thought,"Now if that fly would drop 6 inches, That fish will jump up to eat that fly, that bear will run to eat that fish, That hunter will drop his sandwich and go shoot the bear, and i will run over and get his sandwich." So he waits. Meanwhile in the woods there is a cat watching the mouse. He thought,"Now if that fly would drop 6 inches, That fish will jump up to eat that fly, that bear will run to eat that fish, That hunter will drop his sandwich and go shoot the bear, that mouse will run over to eat his sandwich and i will go eat the mouse." So he waits. All of a sudden the fly drops 6 inches. The fish jumps up for the fly. The bear takes off for the fish. the hunter drops his sandwich and takes off for the bear. the mouse takes off for the sandwich and the cat takes off for the mouse. the cat runs along the river bank and falls in.
The moral of this story...
Everytime a fly drops 6 inches pussy gets wet.
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