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anotha' joke
created @ 05/29/2011 08:21 pm
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The travelin Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.

As they undressed, he said, Im from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything. The girl only nodded and smiled.

As they began to make love, he exclaimed, Golleeeee, lil Lady! What part of Texas yall from?
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