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So at this point I’m wondering if I’m stupid, cursed or I just have unbelievably bad taste.   I started seeing someone a few weeks ago, nothing major, but it was looking like he had a bit of potential.  He did cancel on me twice in 3 weeks, but both could have been legit excuses (once it was his kid and the other time his truck broke down).   Well, a very good friend of mine was getting married, so I decided what the hell, I’ll ask this guy rather than showing up alone… you can see this coming right?

Not only does he show up for the wedding, but early wearing a full suit and tie, very presentable… he’s nervous but that’s entirely excusable since he’s meeting oh 20-30 of my friends in one shot.  Other than the families involved, pretty much everyone knows everyone at this thing… if people aren’t close, they see each other enough to be on a pretty friendly basis.    Wedding goes great - he loosens up, starts talking to people, we go over to one of my best friend’s house to hang out before the after party starts up later on.  

More drinking, (we’ve been at it since noon at this point), hanging out, etc… head over to the after-party and he is toasted, winds up leaving when this guy I used to kinda sorta date came in.   I try to talk him out of driving since he is clearly smashed and he takes off anyways.    When I walk back into the house, already pissed, one of the girls that was at the wedding informs me that he hit on her, gave her his phone number and told her to call him - at the wedding reception.   I’m fucking livid, how disrespectful and low can you get.   First time I take you out around my friends, you hit on one of them, while you are with me at my friend’s wedding?   WTF?   What kind of slimeball do you have to be to not just consider this, to actually try to pull it off?  

He’s lucky he’s already gone at this point, because if he had been anywhere near me I would have denutted him with a rusty spork.   I called, no answer, I texted, told him off, he plays dumb.  WTF? I don’t know what you mean.   I spell it out so that a dumb fuck can understand, you gave my friend XXXX your phone number at the wedding reception while you were my date.   You are pondscum.  His reply? : She was pretty.    

Is is just me that turns this kind of man up?   Let’s see, in the last 2 years no one has lasted more than a month, two were arrested for DUI, one turned out not to be as ‘separated’ as he said he was, and one of the DUI dudes actually proposed to me after dating for a month - which happened to be the night before he was arrested (yes, I turned him down).    Maybe crazy attracts crazy, if I had someone that was completely normal I’d be bored in about 2 seconds, but is there no in-between?   How about a job, a house, no outstanding warrants and not a complete snooze fest?   Is that even possible????

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