An elderly woman bought a parrot.
The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sunday.
The owner said it shouldn't be a problem. That she should put him on her shoulder and he would stay there.
The next week she put him on her shoulder and went to church.
Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said "It's damn cold in here".
Everyone turned around to look at her.
She ran out of the church in total embarrassment.
The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation.
The owner offered the following solution: "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder."
So the next Sunday she took the parrot and as soon as the sermon started the parrot squawked "It's damn cold in here".
Without any hesitation the woman grabbed his legs and swung him around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder.
The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said "Pretty fucking windy too!".
