alucard27's blog: "An application for partnership...LOL"

Lately I have seen a lot of women saying that they are accepting applications for a real man or a partner or whatever else that they want. This post is a response to those requests.... Application is as follows: Age:28 Status: Single Male Current address: Natrona Pa. 15065 Details: I am 6'5 tall and a little overweight but I am fairly well built. I own my own home. I pay my own bills. I am not a mooch and I am not a cheater. I do not smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs. I am honestly a dirty minded individual, but to be honest I can be just as naughty as I am nice. I am not shallow but I am looking for a woman that is not exceptionally overweight that doesn't mind cuddling, hugs, and affection in general. I do not hit women nor do I lash out in anger. I don't mind a woman that smokes, or drinks as long as she doesn't get aggressive when she is drunk. Experience: I lost my virginity when I was 21 and I have been with 9 women since. Out of those 9 women, 5 of them have been long term relationships. And one of those ended in me being Married. I am still married but I have not seen or heard of her in almost 5 years time. I am looking to get a divorce but I have not had the money to do so. But there is one thing about me that's different than others. When I am with someone I do not cheat on them. And I do not go elsewhere. Employment: I am self Employed... I work from home and I make my own hours. I have a license in Massage therapy and I fix peoples computers as well. Transportation: I do not have a car but I plan on getting one sometime in the near future. For now it is either walking or using public transportation.

1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? No 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Any time, bring it on! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Left side. 4. Lights on or off? Either or depends on my partner 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Not yet. 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No 7. Shower or bath? Both. 8. Do you pee in the shower? Yes. 9. Mexican or Chinese? Both 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive 11. Love, money, or lust? Love and lust. Money isn't important. 13. Credit cards or cash? cash definitely. 14. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? My Father.....long story 15. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Both. 16. Took a break....Hmmmm. I dunno 17. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? No 18. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes 20. Ever been to a bar? Yup. 21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Nope. 22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Not yet. 23. Kissed someone of the same sex? No I haven't 24. Thrown up from drinking too much? No. 25. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope. 26. Had Sex in a Bathroom? Yes, I have. 28. Have you ever been in an adult store? Yep, 29. Have you been caught having sex? Not Yet 30. Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yep 31. Ever kissed anyone on your top friends list? No 32. Is there anyone on your top friends list you'd like to kiss right now? Yes indeed. OK, COPY AND REPOST AS "Adult Questions - Don't Be Shy