dragontearz's blog: "Amez rants!"

BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: you ever hear a guy talking about his car BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: even if its a piece of shit BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: he gets all excited BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: like " HEY DUDE HAVE YOU SEE MY 1979 HUGO" MAN THATS SWEEEEEET ITS RUSTED ON ONE SIDE AND ON CYLENDER FIRES A BIT BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: BUT YEA I'LL GET THAT FIXED IT SOOO HITS 0-10 IN 5 MINS BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: SWEET HUH BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: and another guy will take that as a chance to mention his car BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: and he'll be all like ya that phat yo u gonna put rims on it? BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: and then the guy will dump 10times the worth of the car for a set of rims BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: so he can push it around BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: flintstone style pimpin] BOOBOOKITTIEFUK: YABBA DABBA DOO BABY

betta then jenny craig curves or any otha gym weight loss plan ever did u know that sex is the only exercise teh human body needs in a day so yes do it for fun do it for fitness SEXERCISE!! AWAY THOSE THIGHS!!!!

ok so i am at the movies today took my sis to see HARRY POTTER so we wait like an hour cuz the shows that were near when we got there of course sold out its the 1st weekend thats fine so we wait and finally get in and sit down get ok seats but picked them carefully cuz i knew it was gonna be a full house so we sit and this really nice couple with 2 kids trie ot fidn seats.. i offer the ones next to me so the father took 2 kids and the mom sat next to us for l iek 3 mins cuz this old lady mind u by her self has a problem with the kids sittin next to her its like what the hell lady ur alone in a fuckin kids movie the first fuckin weekend its out u saw teh 2 b4 were sold out what do u think all the geriatrics come out to play and watch harry potter on sunday so ya she gets all bitchy and gets up and asks the people infront of me if a seat is taken and sits there i wanted to put my gum in her hair grr PEOPLE UR AT A FUCKIN KIDS MOVIE THERE ARE GONAN BE KIDS WAIT AND BUY IT IF YOU DUN WANNA HAVE KIDS AROUND GROW UP AND GET A LIFE AND SUM FRIENDS DAMNIT!!! ok thats amy's lesson

unhwildkitten: u'd be amazed unhwildkitten: sum of thsoe skinny girls re durable unhwildkitten: i'd be scared to getinto a fight witah skinny bitch unhwildkitten: they viscoise unhwildkitten: they fight cuz they hungry unhwildkitten: they get all animal insticnt on ur ass unhwildkitten: ya unhwildkitten: i never unhwildkitten: go near food when a skinny girl is around unhwildkitten: i value my hands unhwildkitten: not that fta bitches are scarey unhwildkitten: they eat cuz tehy wanna unhwildkitten: and thats most of teh time unhwildkitten: ukeep all arms legs hands etc unhwildkitten: away form teh table when they eat unhwildkitten: they just keep grabbign shit unhwildkitten: if its your shit unhwildkitten: they dun care unhwildkitten: u scream unhwildkitten: they chew louder unhwildkitten: like cows chewing cud unhwildkitten: i am one unhwildkitten: and damn unhwildkitten: i dunno where my friend went unhwildkitten: but one day she was with me when iw as hungry unhwildkitten: next thing i knew unhwildkitten: her purse and keys car etc was still here unhwildkitten: but the bitch was gone unhwildkitten: and i was shittin buttons

OK while i am talking about euthanizing people.. i think these people who LIVE in there own lil chat worlds need to be euthanized also.. i think it should be administered through the keyboard... "new HI tech " chatter keyboards should be needed to go in chat rooms and after to many key strokes on a certain key or.. to many hours in a certian chat .. i dunno which yet they should be euthanized through the keyboard.. save teh world from a generation of lil chatter babies thats the answer euthanize the lazy chatter masses and there lil dramas i mean jeeze you signin to a chat and you see like 20 people who all "know" each otherand u feel kinda left out then you are like wait i have a life enough that i am not in here enough to knwo everyone sure maybe 20 people in the chat total say hi to me normally maybe 1 is in the same room at the same time as me hmm maybe i chat to much lol..

ok Euthanasia i think we should euthanize all the old dirty chat men who im you with shit like they are better because they are older and futher more decide to TELL YOU HOW ewww oi dun wann hear about a guy my dads age or older tieign me down to a bed and doing icky things thats just wrong.. i think .. we should just euthanize them put them out of our mistery i mean they are a menace to society who wants there grandfather tellin them they wanna slap there ass and ask whos ur daddy uhh not you u geriatric over worked undersexed pervert tell grand ma to give it up.. damnit leave us alone go and date people ur own age like at the grave yard.. oo opps thats where you belong and WILL GOO WHEN I euthanize YOUR ASS LOL hahaha.. so ya i think euthanasia is the answer.. to DIRTY OLD MEN

OK so I work most of my week sooo I use that damn public work bathroom. I hav eput together soem survival tips: 1. DON'T SIT NEXT TO SOME ONE ESP IF THEY HAVE BEEN THERE A WHILE THEY ARE TRYING TO SHIT! 2. Don't Shit while only 1 other person is in the bathroom.. they will know its you! 3. If you must Shit try to make it quiet, wait until 2 other people are in there so they could think it was each other, or hold it until every one leaves. 4. ALWAYS FLUSH 5. DON'T EVER LOOK IN THE DAMN STALL THORUGH THAT CRACK IT'S FUCKIN CREEEPY OK. 6. Always wash ur hands. 7. Don't be the dumbass that uses a paper towel to open the fuckin door when you haven't washed ur hands. What the soap residue on everyone else's hands who actaully pratcice good hygene is worse the your ass/twat juice? 8. NEVER bring food into the bathroom. Poop and soup don't mix... well I am sure they would if you got a whisk but thats just nastey. 9. Always check to see if the person before you made a mess on the edge of the sink so you don't end up lookin like you dropped your drink on ur self. 10. When you brush your teeth always rinse the sink. yea thats the running list maybe more rants on public bathrooms..

You know what would be great instead of all this rate me 1-10 bull shit. A cite should be called can I make you masterbate to orgasim. There would be pictures first set completely clothed. Second would have a lil less. With a total of 5 sets. People would be ranked by what set of pictures and how many people first wanted to masterbate and second orgasimed solely from your picture. There could be a lil ticker. It would be sweet. It could be broken down by what kinda man age loc race body type etc orgasimed by your pic lol. I am sure you coudl turn it into a kinky dating site if you worked on it. Both people would have to orgasim from the others pics.