So I was at work tonight..not something surprising I know. I sometimes have to lift very heavy things and move them or carry them for customers. part of the job description. We have carts and such for the very heavy things. Vacuums, microwaves, toaster ovens...not so bad. Anyhow it always makes me giggle when short ass me comes carrying out a huge item and the customer says to me..I could have carried that for you.
I have already carried it across the store at this point. But tonight I had to carry this box I swear weighed close to 90lbs and the box was damaged so there was no real handles to grab onto. I wish I had a video clip of this I know I looked mostly retarded with this huge box over my shoulder and my neck sideways to carry it. But the guy at the desk was shocked as I lifted it up onto the counter. I think my height is deceptive. I could put half the guys to shame that I work with when it comes to lifting and carrying things.
Anyhow my point is that I may be short, but don't for one second think I couldn't drop your ass if I needed to LOL!
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