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Yup, Corey Feldman is credited on imdb.com as the choreographer for Dream A Little Dream, a movie he did in 1989 with Meredith Salenger, Jason Robards, Piper Laurie and of course, Corey Haim.
Here's his Corey-ography in action.
I should explain that at this stage of the film, Corey's character is actually Jason Robards' character - they did one of those surreal body swap type things - so in his choreography, Corey is struggling to convey the essence of an old man dancing in a young man's body and uncomfortable, new-fangled duds. Which is why he stumbles and drops things.
Jason Robards' character (who is trapped inside Corey's character) believes that his wife (Piper Laurie) is trapped in the body of Meredith Salenger's character, which could account for why he looks at his Michael Jackson-esque ensemble and makes a face. Or it may be his sudden realization that it's 1989 and loafers with colored socks no longer have the snazz appeal they once did.
This is Corey's one and only documented stab at choreography, perhaps because the 1990s came along with all their allegations of Michael Jackson molesting children and it was no longer cool to be associated with the King of Pop.
Corey Feldman, choreographer: Victim of a challenging script and the changing times, or flat-out wacky dancer? You decide.
In other Corey news, it looks like Haim and Feldman have their own reality show in the works: "The Coreys: Return of the Lost Boys." Eight episodes of sheer mayhem and hard-hitting drama as Corey Haim moves in with Corey Feldman and his wife. It's supposedly going to air on A&E. I am very much looking forward to this. If I had a Tivo, I would Tivo it. Since I don't, I'll be clearing my schedule those evenings.
In the meantime, I will content myself with watching and rewatching Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever. Because, Corey, even though your dancing may leave something to be desired, I still treasure your rebellious spirit and devil-may-care attitude. And, of course, your exquisitely moussed hair.
Say it with me, now. What are the three R's? Rock, rock, and rock.
If you've never seen it, I recommend it. Corey and his bandmates mess with the Yuppies and worship Frigidaires. Good times.
