Things I’ve heard (or even said) recently that sound odd out of context:
My money is on anal.
She didn’t have those clothes on when I came in.
Where do you get off?
Where did you last put it?
I don’t know why she called me daddy.
Do it fast or it’ll run down your leg!
Give it to me, I’ll lick it.
I haven’t gotten on in a long time.
Ducks, pigeons, the occasional rabbit.
I put relish on mine.