So I have been on Fubar for about three days now. Yesterday was by far the wildest, wackiest, strangest internet experience of my life. I mean it.
I'm at work, on lunch bored as sin so i log on. I'm looking at the pics scrolling across the top and I notice a very handsome man in an army uniform. So i go check out his profile. He SEEMS just about perfect. He says he's a single dad, a widower, former military service man, completing a master's program in history. We chat and he immediately goes into this line about how he wants something offline with me. So i decide to push the envelope. I tell him, i'm kind of talking to someone, but its just an online thing and its rocky. He doesn't care...zooms right on like it doesn't phase him. So then i decided to tell him every bit of the ugly in my past to see when he would cop to being full of it and running game. I tell him about growing up in Foster Care, how my stepfather was abusive, how my sister died, about my mom's drug problem...i give him the unedited dirty truth version of my life. Even how i had an affair with a married man. Every bad thing that's ever happened to me or I've ever done I put out there. And he still flirts and talks about how we should hook up once he comes back to Texas, yada yada. And how he's perfectly, 200%, free and clear single.
So we chat and say our goodbyes. A little while later I'm on a profile of a really cool cat from here and I notice a chick on there whose pics are just amazing.(I'm trying to break into modeling) so go to her page (she's local, from here( and ask who does her pics. She shouts back we talk for awhile, she finally checks out my profile and notices Soldier Boy's pic. She flips out. She tells me how about a week ago he came to her running game and what not. She claims he told her he was seeing someone but the girl had "issues". What are those issues? His gilr was in an abusive relationship and the victim of a sexual assault. Apparently that is no big deal to him and she should just "get over it" Can we say asshat?
Anyway, after i talk to Miss Model and she promises to get back to me with proof, i get contacted by one of the girls on Soldier Boys page. I hadn't messaged her or anything, just checked her page to see if he was named as her bf in her profile. She straight up (very much like a lady) asks me if i am dealing with soldier boy. I tell her sort of. We talked, he presented himself as single and I found out some things that didn't quite make him look good. While i am explaining things to her, Soldier Boy messages me. He is insane, talking about my pics aren't real, that i'm some other chick on here who is stalking him, how he NEVER was trying to get with me, he is just going off. Then when i tell him to take being busted like a man, he blocks me. I figure good riddance. So i'm answering his lady friends questions the best i can, giving her the info i have, and he keeps sending messages cursing me out and what have you. Well, the ass clown gets himself so worked up, he calls his lady friend by the WRONG NAME in one of the messages he sends me. Now he's truly busted. and pissed. he claims Baby Jesus is a close personal friend and he will have my account deleted for harassment. LMAO...Meanwhile, Miss Model comes back onlne and sends em a copy of the yahoo chat she had with him about his mystery gf. Which i send to his Lady Friend.
Where does it stand now? I blocked the Sorry Soldier Boy, and Miss Model is thisclose to telling me who his mystery gf is. I'm not sure how things are with him and his lady friend however. She seemsed real classy and sweet. i hope she saw the instability and selfishness i saw and moved around. I mean, what kind of human being says "just get over" being raped? And then lies about and trashes the rape victim? he is truly King of The AssClowns
