: The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just went by"
A few moments later," Looks like the Andersen's have company", he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving"
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments,
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed !
Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
