Women's Advice to Men
The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day.
Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
