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Adult Rhymes

RHYMES WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC 1st LINE..... BUT LEAST ROMANTIC 2nd LINE : * Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed * I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother * Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! * Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face * Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not * I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face * I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! * My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life * I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming * My feelings for you, no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" * What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime!
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